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stickyhand:

call-me-smith:


blumalou:


Okay, how the fuck is that little Jubjub supposed to block a Yooyuball, much less CATCH and THROW IT with his catcher’s mitt tied BACKWARDS TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS FOOT?  Like…  How can he even get around the goal?  Wouldn’t he just be awkwardly waddling around?  Have you ever tried walking with just one shoe?  It’d be kind of like that, except that one shoe is a big-ass platform clown shoe.
And like, if he’s standing with his feet flat, maybe he can catch the damned Yooyu, but how’s he gonna throw it back?  It’s not like he can kick his foot.  Could you even imagine it?


I like to imagine he rolls around a lot and stands on his head. :B



i will forever think of jubjubs like this now

stickyhand:

call-me-smith:

blumalou:

Okay, how the fuck is that little Jubjub supposed to block a Yooyuball, much less CATCH and THROW IT with his catcher’s mitt tied BACKWARDS TO THE BOTTOM OF HIS FOOT?  Like…  How can he even get around the goal?  Wouldn’t he just be awkwardly waddling around?  Have you ever tried walking with just one shoe?  It’d be kind of like that, except that one shoe is a big-ass platform clown shoe.

And like, if he’s standing with his feet flat, maybe he can catch the damned Yooyu, but how’s he gonna throw it back?  It’s not like he can kick his foot.  Could you even imagine it?

I like to imagine he rolls around a lot and stands on his head. :B

i will forever think of jubjubs like this now

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Anonymous asked: TAY WE NEED SOME SOUL-CRUSHING ANGST, STAT

poogle-races:

ALRIGHT, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

Because Elson hasn’t gotten enough love as of lately, let’s make this about him, shall we?

Elson’s choice in taking up a life of crime was never what he wanted.

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He grew up as a cabin boy for a Krawk Island cargo ship. He had no living relatives, so the crew of the ship had stepped in as a surrogate family. He was well taken care of, but life as a cabin boy wasn’t exactly easy.

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The only friend that he had who was his age was Laijhahn. Laijhahn was from a wealthy family that often did business with the ship, so they met with each other quite frequently.

They always got along, but much tension came into the air once they started to get older.

When it was time to buckle down and settle on a career, they joined Krawk Island’s navy together. Elson was particularly excited, he was practically born and raised on the ocean, if there was anything he knew how to do, it was working at sea.

But things didn’t go as well as he hoped. He was a hard worker, but he rarely was recognized for this. Everything seemed to be just fine for Laijhahn though. His family had a prestigious name, and both of his parents were former navy officers. His higher social standing proved to serve good use and he rose through the ranks. Elson never received the same praise.

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Laijhahn went on to becoming a captain, while Elson felt it was best to resign. He never held ill feelings towards Laijhahn personally, but his anger for the situation couldn’t help but make him bitter.

After Elson quit the navy is when he began going down the road to what his job is now.

He and Laijhahn never stopped being friends though, which is exactly why Elson decided to keep his line of work a secret from him. Laijhahn is now retired, but Elson has managed to keep a tight lip this whole time.

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skeef:

So if you don’t know, my favorite game on Neo is Jelly Blobs of Doom, and Idk why but I thought of checking out the top scorer’s lookup and now I’m laughing so hard

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oh shit it’s altador cup season already??

TIME FOR MY NEO-HIATUS TO GO ON HIATUS

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TNT:
Alright, what can we do to improve the site for our use-
Jumpstart:
Make all junk items unbuyable
TNT:
What
Jumpstart:
You heard me

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